Text 23 May 1 note

Mrs. Metcalf stealing my muffin is the most offensive thing anyone has ever done to me.

Text 22 May 1 note For Swiper Clem.

1. Eric Antonio DiGiacomo. I’m a little italian and nicknames are a definite thing, so around the house I am called Pigeon, Ricotta but most commonly Rigatoni/Reeeeygo

2. Virgo. The more you know?

3. a) That Will and Jada Pinkett Smith will take over the world someday b) that each decision I make is the wrong one and will lead to a life of doom, sadness and failure c) a masked gunman entering my house and killing me

4 a) Cracking jokes at the dinner table b) when my mom cooks a really good movie c) VH1

5. a) being physically attractive b) Someone who is alright being quiet/with the other person being quiet c) having a loud and infectious laugh d) liking similar movies 

6. a) telling me what to do b) being sanctimonious/ snotty c) talking without a purpose d) being short, this sounds bad but I love to make fun of short people cause I find that they usually possess 2/3 previous qualities I mentioned.

7. My brother Kirk and then I have 5-10 friends that I really like.

8. Hetero

9. Never been on a good date, that’s your bad tumblr.

10. Anyone’s guess- I tell people 6 feet.

11. Summers riding in a Scion xb

12. In time for dinner, which describes me all too well.

13. Red

14. There is a girl I obsess over but honestly no

15. “That’s Shivell with 2 legs”

16. My computer/NYC

17. Mac and cheese

18. Once a year 

19. My mom having a jam sesh on her grand piano.

20. their disposition

21. 11

22. Murky blue.

23. Ugly

24. white dinner jackets

25. yeah but I wasn’t any good at it

26. Let me check…black LIKE MY SOUL!.

27. Back when I was a sophomore/before I was cool I was like oh thats so cool and I have used it forever since then.  Still haven’t become cool.

28. I’m taking this question as movies that I enjoy that I don’t think are the utmost classics of cinema:  Space Jam, Kill Bill, Beetlejuice, Groundhog Day, Up In The Air

29/30.  Hotel Yorba by the White Stripes, You Make My Dreams Come True by Hall and Oates, Caroline by Outkast, Sexy Can I? by Ray J, Hurricane by Bob Dylan 

31. Melancholy

32. My grandma

33. Ridin’ Solo

34. Alot better than most people’s

35. Christmas

36. My airbrushed Old Glory

37. Never thought about it 

38. Because it was trendy at my high school I guess.

39. The Stranger 

40. Nobody likes me like THAT.

41. no lawl.

42. Within the last month.

43. 13-25 minutes.

44. No

45. My computer.

46. I’m paraplegic so I can’t ever stand, that’s your bad tumblr.

47. Reasonable

Text 22 May

I feel like watching a Paul Rudd movie isn’t the best way to battle under-stimulation.

But I like to roll the die.

Video 15 May 22,255 notes

6/8 of these accurately describe my academic prowess. 

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Video 12 May 45,756 notes

The only time I’ve ever found cross dressing funny.

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Text 11 May 7 notes

haunt-the-cause:

Seeking life advice from Yahoo Answers. 

My queen.

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Text 23 Apr

You know who your friends are when you both have the same codenames for your mistakes.

Text 23 Apr watching The Descendants and Kitty from Arrested Development is in it

and everytime she is there I am thinking…. “SAY GOODBYE TO THESE!!!”

Text 22 Apr 2 notes

The senior prank is the definition of not my thing.

Photo 14 Apr 1 note For the only member of the fox species I have ever known.

For the only member of the fox species I have ever known.


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